Our Thoughts About Diet Pills

Ok, so there’ s nothing on this page because the magic pill simply doesn’t exist folks.  At least, it doesn’t exist in a way that won’t take 10-20  years of your life.  I mean, some European models willingly ingest tapeworms as a method of promoting that skeletal look, but we wouldn’t necessarily recommend that.

Diet pills are unfortunately one of humanity’s greatest examples that we as a society still, like Juan Ponce de Leon, believe in searching for the fountain of youth,  mystical waters that will make sure you never grow old.  Well, hate to break it to you all, but it doesn’t exist.  Nor does the Fountain of Skinniness, a mystical pill you can swallow to never get fat.

Our bodies, unlike our minds, cannot be forced to reflect an untruth.  If you smoke, you will get lung cancer and die young.  If you do drugs, you will get high (whether you ‘inhale’ or not). If you age to 70 or 80, you won’t be running marathons anymore. And you will most likely lose your glasses 2 or 3 times a day.  And if you eat junk, that junk will remain stuck on your trunk.  So, any weight loss system not harmful to your body’s natural laws and processes (and obeying these is how you LIVE to old age) will advocate nutritious eating, balanced portion control, and exercise.

If we ever do find a diet pill that we feel we can, in good conscience, promote usage of, rest assured that it will be promptly posted to this page.